'Jenny!'
Ehen, see as you shout my name like say Dog bite you, you never see worse?
This girl ehn, na God go save you!
'Amen!'
Jennifer was slightly shorter than Gloria, fair skinned like her and a sexy waist, combined with a sweet butt and a good 'frontage'. She however, wore a tight mini gown which seem as though she was wearing just a top and a leggings to perfect the outfit she was wearing. She was applying makeup when Gloria Arrived .
'Jenny, e ma pa Bayo oh, which means don't kill Bayo oh.
Don't kill that guy for his parents! See wetin you wear, even impotent man go get 'O' on top this kind outfit'
She continued to talk, closing the door behind her.
'Abeg, don't start with that your usual way u dey use spoil my packaging oh, abi you want preach to me like Helen?'
Helen was the third and last roommate in the room. All three of them are orphans, although Gloria's parents were rich before they died, so financially, she's doing very fine.
Jennifer and Helen found their way somehow through school till this very day.
'I want make Bayo to know he's not spending money on me for nothing, i want go show am today, i want him to...'
'Abeg, make i hear word...'
Gloria couldn’t stand it anymore, she was really upset with the life her friend 'Jenny' is living, dating different guys every month and having s3x with them all.
'Na so you do leave Kunle for Tunde and then drop Tunde for Bayo.
Now you dey carry Bayo rock floor barely a month after you met him
Ehen, Jenny, be careful oh!
Gloria adviced in a motherly tune.
Just when the smoke was about to clear off,
Helen came in.
'She won't listen to you so don't waste you time trying to advice her.
She took an intense look at Jenny calling her 'ashewo' which means slut.
'Reverend sister, please leave me alone oh... go monastery abeg so u fit comot you mouth from my matter.
See how you look, if 'agbero' go dey do 'siii siii' for you now, you go dey vex.
"Agbero" means thug or a rascal.
Na them i dress for? Atleast dem no be Bayo!
'This Bayo no go kill you'
'Amen, alleluia o, Amen!'
Gloria chuckled at Jenny's sarcasm as she wonder how they (Jennifer and Helen) managed to stay in the same room for almost a year without a single fight.
'Such contrasting characters' she said to herself as they agued on.
Abeg, i dey go 'guess' with Bayo, shey you here? Gloria!
Jenny said bringing her back to reality.
Gloria is always thinking about one thing or the other and when she does, she's always thinking deep, forgetting everything and everyone around her... you have to touch her, shout or sometimes pinch her just to bring her back to reality...
Hope he's coming with his car, abi you go meet am for his house for ita merin?
Helen asked.
Reverend sister, wetin i do you?
See your cloth dey wear you, no be you dey wear dem.
Jenny said while laughing at Helen.
'That’s not fair, Jenny. Helen's cloth is okay.'
Gloria said while looking at the purple gown, which reached her toes but still was catchy enough to look nice and not outdated.
She even try today, Jenny said while Helen looked on, speechless she was as her roommate, Jenny mocked and laughed at her...
She was no match for Jenny when it comes to fashion.
She was about going to her bed when they heard a knock on their door .
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